The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary C«o¢aṕ ­eoä¨æ¨a«́­ëx y«ë¡oª
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:-) Your basic smilie. This smilie ‚ è ®á­®¢­ ï ă«ë¡ª . ˆá¯®«́§ă¥âáï
is used to inflect a sarcastic ¤«ï ¢ëà ¦¥­¨ï á ઠ§ ¨«¨ ®â¥âª¨
or joking statement since we èăâ®ç­®£® ă⢥ত¥­¨ï, â.ª. ë ­¥
can't hear voice inflection ®¦¥ á«ëè ấ ¨­â®­ 樨 £®«®á ¯®¤
over Unix. „Ž‘® ¨«¨ ž­¨ªá®.
;-) Winky smilie. User just made a ®¤¨£¨¢ îé ï ă«ë¡ª . ‡ ¨£àë¢ îé ï
flirtatious and/or sarcastic ¨/¨«¨ á ઠáâ¨ç¥áª ï ă«ë¡ª .‘ª®à¥¥
remark. More of a "don't hit ®§­ ç ¥â "¥ ¡¥©â¥ ¥­ï § â®, çâ®
me for what I just said". ï ⮫́ª® ç⮠᪠§ «".
:-( Frowning smilie. User did not Œà ç­ ï ă«ë¡ª . ‚ ­¥ ¯®­à ¢¨«®á́
like that last statement or is ¯®á«¥¤­¥¥ ă⢥ত¥­¨¥ ¨«¨ ¢ë ®£®à-
upset or depressed about smth. 祭ë ç¥-«¨¡®.
:-I Indifferent smilie. Better ¥§ ¢¨á¨ ï ă«ë¡ª . ‹ăçè¥ ç¥ ¯à¥-
than a Frowning smilie but not ¤ë¤ăé ï, ­® ­¥ â ª å®à®è , ª ª
quite as good as happy smilie. áç á⫨¢ ï ă«ë¡ª .
:-> User just made a really biting “£à® îé ï, १ª ï, ¥å¨¤­ ï ă«ë¡ª .
sarcastic remark.Worse than :-) •ă¦¥ ç¥ :-)
>:-> User just made really devilish ®-­ áâ®ïé¥ă £à®§­ë© ª®¥­â ਩.
remark.
>;-> Winky and devil combined. A ®¤¨£¨¢ îé ï £à®§­ ï 䨧¨®­®¨ï.
very lewd remark was just made.


Those are the basic ones... Here are â® ¡ë«¨ ®á­®¢­ë¥ ă«ë¡ª¨... ? ¢®â
some somewhat less common ones: ­¥áª®«́ª® ¥­¥¥ ®¡ëç­ëå:

Changing the mouth:

:-[ A vampire. ‚ ¯¨à
:-E Buck-toothed vampire. ‚ ¯¨à á â®àç é¨ §ă¡®.
:-F Buck-toothed vampire with ‚ ¯¨à á â®àç é¨ ¨ ®¡«® ­­ë
one tooth missing. §ă¡ ¨.
:-7 Just made a wry statement. Žâ¢à â¨â¥«́­®¥/¨áª ¦ñ­­®¥ ă⢥ত¥­¨¥.
:-* Just ate something sour. ‘ꥫ çâ®-â® ª¨á«®¥.
:-@ Screaming. ‚®¯¨â.
:-# Wears braces. ‚ ­ àăç­¨ª å.
:-& Tongue-tied. ‡ ¢ï§ ­­ë© ï§ëª.
:-Q Smoking. Šăà¨â.
:-? Smoking a pipe. Šăà¨â âàă¡ªă.
:-P Sticking out tongue. “ª®«®ấ ï§ëª.
:-S Just made an incoherent ¥á®£« ᮢ ­­®¥ ă⢥ত¥­¨¥.
statement.
:-D Laughing out loud. ƒà®ª® á¥ïấáï.
:-X Lips are sealed. ‡ ¯¥ç â ­­ë¥ £ă¡ë.
:-C Really bummed. ‘®¢á¥ ¯«®å®©...
:-/ Skeptical. ‘ª¥¯â¨ç¥áª¨
:-o Uh-oh. ?å-®å!
:-9 Licking his/her lips. Ž¡«¨§ë¢ ấáï.
:-0 No yelling! (quiet hours in the ¥ ªà¨ç¨â¥! (Œ®«ç ­¨¥ ¢ ç áë á­ )
dorm) - also an orator. ’ ª¦¥ "®à â®à".
:-` Spitting (tobacco). ‘¯«ñ¢ë¢ ấ
:-1 Normal. ®à «́­®.
:-! Normal. ®à «́­®.
:-$ Mouth wired shut. ®â § ªàëâ ­ § ®ª.
:-% Banker.  ­ª¨à
:-q Trying to touch tongue to nose ëâ ấáï ¤®âà®­ăấáï ¤® ­®á ï§ëª®.
:-a Same as above on other side. ’® ¦¥ á ¤àă£®© áâ®à®­ë.
:-e Disappointed.  §®ç ஢ ­.
:-t Cross. Žâá¥çñ­.
:-i Semi-smiley. ®«ăă«ë¡ª
:-] Blockhead. ®«¢ ­.
:-[ Unsmiley blockhead. ¥ă«ë¡ î騩áï ¡®«¢ ­.
:-} Chapped lips, or bearded. ®âà¥áª ¢è¨¥áï £ă¡ë, ¨«¨ ¡®à®¤ .
:-{ Indifferent with moustache. ˆ­¤¨ää¥à¥­â­ ï ă«ë¡ª á ăá ¨.
:-j Left smiley. ‹¥¢ ï ă«ë¡ª .
:-d Left smiley razzing reader. ‹¥¢ ï ¯®¤¤à §­¨¢ îé ï ç¨â ⥫ï ă«ë¡ª .
:-k Beats me. ¥©â¥ ¥­ï.
:-\ Undecided. ¥à¥è¨â¥«́­®
:-| Have a day. ?
:-< Real sad. ‘®¢¥à襭­® £àăáâ­ë©
:-x Lips are sealed. ƒă¡ë § ¯¥ç â ­ë.
:-c Bummed out. «®å®.
:-v Talking head. ƒ®¢®àïé ï £®«®¢ .
:-b Stincking out tongue. ??? ï§ëª.

‘hanging the nose: ‘ ¨§¥­ñ­­ë ­®á®:

:*) Drunk. ́ï­.
:^) Has a broken nose. ®á á«® ­
:v) Broken nose in the other ®á á«® ­ ¢ ¤àă£® ­ ¯à ¢«¥­¨¨.
direction.
:_) Nose is sliding off his/her ®á ᤢ¨­ă«áï á «¨æ .
face.
:<) From an Ivy League school.
:=) Two noses. „¢ ­®á .
) Clown. Š«®ă­
:u) Funny looking nose (left). ‘¥è­®© ­®á («¥¢ë©)
:n) Funny looking nose (right). ‘¥è­®© ­®á (¯à ¢ë©)

Changing the eyes: ‘ ¨§¥­ñ­­ë¨ £« § ¨:

%-) Staring at the screen for 15 “áâ ¢¨¢è¨á́ ¢ íªà ­ 15 ç ᮢ ¯®¤àï¤.
hours straight.
8-) Wearing sunglasses.  ¤¥ấ âñ­ë¥ ®çª¨.
B-) Wearing glasses (could be  ¤¥ấ ®çª¨, ¨ ¢®§®¦­® - á ண ¨
horn-rims). ¯® ªà ï.
O-) Megaton, cyclops, of wearing Me£aâo­­a, 横«o¯, ¨«¨ ­a¤e« ¯o¤¢o¤­yî
a diving mask. acªy.
.-) One-eyed. O¤­o£«a§ë©.
,-) Winking, one-eyed. o¤¨£¨¢aî騩 o¤­o£«a§ë©.
g-) Ponce-nez glasses. e­c­e.

Changing more than one character: C ¨§e­e­¨e ­e o¤­o£o c¨¢o«a:

|-I Sleeping. C¯ï騩.
|^o Snoring. Xpa¯ï騩.
|-O Yawning. ‡e¢aî騩.
:,( Crying, but without a nose. e§ ­oca, a ªp¨ç¨â.
%-6 Brain dead. Mo§£ yep (?)
8-| Suspenseful. He¨§¢ecâ­ocấ.

Adding extra characters: C ¤o¡a¢«e­¨e ¤py£¨x c¨¢o«o¢:

::-) Wears glasses (four eyes). Ha¤e¢aấ o窨 (4 £«a§a)
B:-) Glasses on top of head. O窨 ­a «¡y.
8:-) Little girl. Ma«e­́ªaï ¤e¢oçªa.
:-)-8 Big girl. o«́èaï ¤e¢oçªa.
:-{) Has moustache. C yca¨.
:-#) Bushy moustache. ƒycâëe ycë.
{:-) Wears a toupee. Ha¤eấ ¯ap¨ª.
}:-) Toupee in an updraft. ap¨ª ­a¤eâë© ­a¨§­a­ªy.
:-)~ Drooling. Hec⨠çe¯yxy.
:-~) Has a cold. Mñp§­yấ.
:'-) So happy, he/she is crying. Taª cçac⫨¢, çâo a¦ ªp¨ç¨â.
=:-) Hosehead. ??? £o«o¢a
-:-) Punk rocker. a­ª
+-:-) The Pope. P¨cª¨© ¯a¯a
`:-) Shaved off one eyebrow. C¡p¨âa o¤­a ¡po¢́.
,:-) Shaved off the other eyebrow. C¡p¨âa ¤py£aï ¡po¢́.
O :-) Angel. A­£e«
C=:-) Chef. o¢ap
*<:-) Wearing a Santa Claus hat. B èa¯ªe „e¤a Mopo§a.
E-:-) Ham radio operator. Pa¤¨o«î¡¨âe«́.
8 :-) Wizard. Bo«èe¡­¨ª.
@:-) Wearing a turban. B âîp¡a­e.
[:-) Listening to a walkman. ?
:-)) Double chin. „¢o©­o© ¯o¤¡opo¤oª.
>:-) Devil. „eo­, ¤êï¢o«.
(:-) Big smile. o«́èaï y«ë¡ªa.
+:-) Priest. C¢ïée­­¨ª.
:-)X Wearing a bow tie. B £a«câyªe-¡a¡oçªe.

Misc:

(-: Left handed. ‹e¢èa.
[:] Robot. Po¡oâ.
:-{} Wearing lipstick. Haa§aấcï £y¡­o© ¯oa¤o©.
:'-( Crying. «aªaấ
<|-) Chinese. K¨âaeæ
<|-( Chinese, but doesn't like Mpaç­ë© ª¨âaeæ
these kind of jokes.
-:-( Real punk rockers don't smile. Mpaç­ë© ¯a­ª.
@= Pro-nuclear war. Ÿ¤ep­aï ¢o©­a.
(8-o Mr. Bill. (From original
Saturday Night Live)
*) Bozo the Clown. K«oy­ ?
3:] Pet smile. „yấcï
3:[ Mean pet smile. Oçe­́ o¡¨¦e­­aï 䨧¨o­o¨ï.
d8= Beaver with goggles and hard o¡ñp ¢ §aé¨â­ëx oçªax ¨ ¡o«́èo© è«ï¯e.
hat.
(:I Egghead. Ÿ©æe£o«o¢ë©.
<:-I Dunce. Ty¯¨æa.
K:P Kid with propeller beanie. Pe¡ñ­oª c ¯po¯e««epo.
:-: Mutant. Myâa­â.
Invisible. He¢¨¤¨ªa.
X-( Dead. oep.
[] Hugs. O¡êïâ¨ï (?)
~~:-( Getting flamed. ƒopï騩
O |-) Religious. Pe«¨£¨o§­ë©
8 :-I Unix wizard. ? ¢o«èe¡­¨ª
>:-I Trekkie. yâeèecâ¢e­­¨ª.
3:o[ Pet clown. O¡¨¦e­­ë© ª«oy­.
8 Infinity. ecªo­eç­ocấ.

Miniatures: M¨­¨aâîpë:

Standard. câa­¤apâ­aï
:] Gleep. ?
:@ Yelling. Bo¯ï騩
Laughing. Ceî騩cï
:I Thinking. „yaî騩
Sad. ƒpycâ­ë©, o£opçñ­­ë©
:[ Really bummed. Co¢ce ¯«oxo©.
Talking loudly. ƒpoªo £o¢opï騩.
:Q Smoking. Kypy.
:* Kissing. —oª, ¯oæe«y©.
|I Sleeping. C¯«î.
|O Yawning. ‡e¢aî.
Sticking out tongue. ? ï§ëª
=) Have a nice day. Xopo訩 ¤e­́, ¯pa§¤­¨ª.

Unknowns: :} ¨ :> He¨§¢ecâ­o...

Many characteristics of different M­o£o pa§­ëx y«ë¡oª ¢ coçeâa­¨ïx
smileys to create Mega-smileys: o¡pa§yîâ Cy¯ep-y«ë¡ª¨:

C=}>;*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with ́ï­ë© ycaâë© £po§­ë© ¯o¢ap ¢ ¯ap¨ªe,
a toupee in an updraft, a ? c ¤¢o©­ë ¯o¤¡opo¤ªo.
mustache, and a double chin
}:^#}) Updrafted bushy-mustached “ää. Ca¨ ¯epe¢e¤ñâe!
pointy nosed smiley with
a double-chin.

Cëco¯ Sergej Qkowlew «a¯y ¯p¨«o¦¨«ê.
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